Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
- Hanamoto Hagumi, Honey and Clover (via coyotegold)
- my life motto for the past 20 years (via princefili)